As they undressed for bed the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pantsto his bride and said "Here put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants!" she exclaimed.
"That's right!", said the husband, "and don't forget it. I am the man who wears the pants in this family!"
With that she flipped him her panties and said "try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get as far as his kneecap. He then said "I can't get into your panties!"
To which she responded "And that's the way it's going to be until your attitude changes!"