The Gospel of St. William the Slick

Bill Clinton is my shepard. I shall always want. He leadeth me beside still factories and abandoned farms; he restoreth my doubt in the Democratic Party; he anoiteth my wages with taxes and inflation so my expenses runneth over my income. Surely poverty and hard living shall follow the Democratic Party, and I shall work on a rented farm and live in a rented house forever.

5,000 years ago Moses said "Pack your camel, pick up your shovel and move your ass. God will lead you to the promised land"

5,000 years later F.D.R. said "Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass and light up a Camel. This is the promised land."

This year Bill Clinton will

I took some liberties with the original. It needed to be updated.