The Gospel of St. William the Slick
Bill Clinton is my shepard. I shall always want. He leadeth me beside
factories and abandoned farms; he restoreth my doubt in the Democratic
he anoiteth my wages with taxes and inflation so my expenses runneth
my income. Surely poverty and hard living shall follow the Democratic
and I shall work on a rented farm and live in a rented house forever.
5,000 years ago Moses said "Pack your camel, pick up your
move your ass. God will lead you to the promised land"
5,000 years later F.D.R. said "Lay down your shovel, sit on
and light up a Camel. This is the promised land."
This year Bill Clinton will
- take your shovel on weapons charges
- have your Camel sue you for civil rights violations
- kick your ass
- tell you he gave the land back to the Indians as promised.
I took some liberties with the original. It needed to be updated.