Fuck You

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word Fuck.

It is one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe

In language, Fuck falls into many gramatical catagories
Transitive verb
John fucked Mary
Intransitive passive verb
Mary really doesn't give a fuck
Adverb
Mary is fucking interested in John
Noun
Mary is a terrific fuck
Adjective
Mary is fucking beautiful
As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of Fuck

Besides its sexual connotations, this word can be used in many other situations:

Greetings
How the fuck are you?
Fraud
I got fucked by the car dealer
Dismay
Oh, fuck it!
Trouble
Well, I guess I am fucked now
Agression
Fuck You
Disgust
Fuck Me
Confusion
What the fuck...?
Difficulty
I don't understand this fucking shit
Despair
Fucked again
Incompetence
He fucked up everything
Displeasure
What the fuck is going on here?
Lost
Where the fuck are we?
Disbelief
Unfuckingbelievable!
Retaliation
Up your fucking ass
Anatomical Description
He a fucking asshole
Telling Time
It's five fucking thirty
Maternal
Motherfucker

Never forget these famous quotes

General Custer
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
The last words of the mayor of Hiroshima
"What the fuck was that?"
The immortal words of the captin of the Titanic
"Where is all this fucking water coming from?"
Bill Clinton while at Oxford:
"Fuck America"
And every taxpayers' words when Clinton got in:
"We're fucked!"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses if the word. Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add to your prestige.


This was given to me by one of the inmates while I was working at the State Prison in CT.