Quips

Clichés

"You can't always tell a book by it's cover" If there's a half naked woman on the cover, it's safe to say it's not a VB.NET reference manual!
"The best way to get something done right is to do it yourself" There are times it's just better to write a check and walk away...

Compromise

Give them an inch 63360 times and what do they have? Your mile!
Giving someone 2 apples when they demanded 4 is not compromise, that's meeting them half way - don't confuse the two concepts
Meeting in the middle means (or should mean) both parties had to give up or do something of equal value.

Crime

Talmudic phrase: He who has mercy upon the ruthless is really being ruthless to the merciful.

Education

Education is the tool of tyranny in a free society.

Environment

Global Warming - Wasn't this planet tropical before a disaster? Could Global warming be a return to normal?
Don't talk about air pollution when you have a cigarette hanging from your mouth!
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Favors

Politics

It used to be Donkeys vs. Elephants.... Now it's RINO's & Jackasses vs the American taxpayer?
What's the Difference between a RINO and a Jackass???

Not enough!!!

Politicians

Chris Dodd - Undid all the good he did as senator.
Hillary Clinton - Is a self made woman (she made herself ride Bill's coat tails)
Jimmy Carter - Is desperately trying to leave a legacy as a good person to cover up his legacy as president.(Indecisive tyrant who thought we were all idiots.)
Joe Leiberman - Is a good Orthodox Jew - Just stop by his office on a Saturday afternoon and discuss it with him over cheeseburgers!
Ted Kennedy - Opposed windmills on Cape Cod's coast because he's afraid he'd hit one of them

Quips & Other One Liners